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(To the tune of Britney Spears' hit)

Oh, Tall and Pointy

Oh, Nature Huggy


Oh, tall and slender, how was I supposed to know

That something wasn't right here

Oh, elven soldier, I shouldn't have let you go

And throw me into stocks, yeah


Show me how you want it to be

Tell me, killah, 'cause I need to know now what you've got


My loneliness is killin' me

(And I)

I must confess I still believe

(Still believe)

When I'm all locked up I lose my mind

Give me a sign

Hit me, Elfy, one more time


Oh, flower picker, the reason I choke is you

Elf, you've got me blinded

Oh, pretty elfy, there's nothin' that I can do

It's not the way I planned it


Show me how you want it to be

Tell me, killah, 'cause I need to know now what you've got


My loneliness is killin' me

(And I)

I must confess I still believe

(Still believe)

When I'm all locked up I lose my mind

Give me a sign

Hit me, Elfy, one more time


Oh Eh

Eh Yeah


Oh, sneaky, stabby, how was I supposed to know

Oh, shifty, shady, I shouldn't have let you go

And throw me into stocks, yeah


I must confess that this stock's chokehold

Is killing me now

Don't you know I still believe

That you will be here and give me a sign

Hit me, Elfy, one more time


This stock's chokehold is killin' me

(And I)

I must confess I still believe

(Still believe)

When I'm all locked up I lose my mind

Give me a sign

Hit me, Elfy, one more time


(I must confess)

This stock's chokehold is killin' me

(That my loneliness is killing me now)

I must confess I still believe

(Don't you know I still believe)


When I'm all locked up I lose my mind

(That you will be here)

Give me a sign

Hit me, Elfy, one more time

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